2010年06月05日

episode 13

episod3 13

85 years passed since AMRIKAMONOGATARI born.

I am already 101 years old.

My wife is already 104 years old.

My daughter is already 72 years old.




I sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI with my guitar same like 16 years old,even I am already 101 years old.


And my wife says

Stop singing playing guitar and eat dinner soon!!


I say I already ate.




My wife says you forget everything, you still not eat dinner!


My daughter will says PAPA is always crazy about AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

He is OK no problem, I can care for him.




And my grandsun ask me.

So whats happen AMERIKAMONOGATARI in your story.



I talk,

AMERIKAMONOGATARI was good song and it was happy


big and ,,,, hollywood and movie and,,,,,,




No way No way you are stupid grandfather as my grandson said so.







One day

Local TV came to my house, as I and wife beccame over 100 age.

TV reporter ask me "how you feel in your birthday over 100 age?'


I said,,,


You fucking reporter or you must AMERIKAMONGATARI be on air soon!!


You take AMERIKAMONOGATARI be on air soon!!




People my city they talk about me as a stupid.


Stupid talk about AMERIKAMONOGATARI again you know?


HA HA HA he talk about AMERIKAMONOGATARI again? again?


How many times he talk about same story HA HA HA HA

He said he passed Hollywood movie? HA HA HA HA


They laugh at me always.


They laugh at AMERIKAMONOGATARI.





But my great-grandson ask me.


And AMERIKAMONOGATARI story finish?



Finish???










No still not yet.




AMERIKAMONOGATARI is not finished.





AMERIKAMONOGATARI is just started now.




What a nice my life!



What a nice story AMERIKAMONOGATARI is.




AMERIKAMONOGATARI is my treasure valuables.




And my biggest jokes.







AMERIKAMONOGATARI is JOKES






Never happens such like jokes.







Never happens.








Anyway I have to try write next story about AMERIKAMONOGATARI.


Thank you for listen to my jokes.



Anyway I can not live til 100years old.


If I die ,


in funera ,



Lets music start AMERIKAMONOGATARI.



And my relative must sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

Every body my relative must sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI.


And my anniversary of a my death day

Somebody request AMERIKAMONOGATARI in Radio.



as a requiem.





If you could listen to such a somebodys request in radio or something,

AMERIKAMONOGATARI,,,



That must not be jokes.



Such a miracle.



I must be genius.




I must be.





Ha ha ha ha ha.






I hope so.




bye bye.




To be continued.















  
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2010年06月01日

episode 12

episode 12

AMERIKAMONOGATARI was born and 16 years passed.

16 years old boy who just make a AMERIKAMONOAGTARI came to the future.

32 years old met a boy who is 16 years old.




16 -What are you doing?-

32 -Hi I am drinking beer and smoking.-

16 -What? Do you drink and smoke? I hate it. You are very bad old guy like your father,whom you hate!-



32 -I have wife and daughter. Sometime PAPA need beer and cigallete.
I work for my family. Is that bad? Your PAPA is bad?-


16-What a lazzy PAPA ,you are looks like bad PAPA.-


32-HA you also looks like noisy kid.-



16-Ok Ok I just want to know, how was AMERIKAMONOGATARI that I made.-







32-,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AMERIKAMONOGATARI,,,,,,,,,,,,,


AMERIKAMONOGATARI was OK too much OK.


Girls love AMERIKAMONOGATARI and they kiss you much.


Record company offer much. and I passed Hollywood movie Audition and


CD debut and on air Radio,,,,,,,,,HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,


What a Hppiest man I am,,,,you too,,-






16- Are you sure? True? Really? You talk serious! You look my eyes!-





32-Yes Its true.-









16- You look my eyes!! You can not look my eyes!!! I know you are bad!!-




32-You know I am bad? I tried hard. But it was hard.-





16-And smoking and drinking? I dissapoint. Dissapoint about you or my future.-






32-I should not have met you too.-










16-Ok 32 I give you a chance. Just keep my attention OK?-






32-I know you are very tough days,Judo boss hit you everyday.But in the world,

people are not like you.Everybody is different from each other.I am different fom you.Understand?-




16-Do not make an excuse.I give you a chance for your life.For your familly.-







32-What is a kind of chance that you give me?-




16-I give you a chance. You can pay your money investment-




32-Investment what?-








16-Investment AMERIKAMONOGATARI.-












32-AMERIKAMONOGATARI? No thank you. You can enjoy AMERIKAMONOGATARI-








16-I never want to see the guy like you.

I tell you. You never know how AMERIKAMONOGATARI is good song.

That is something special makes your future Happy or big money.


You can believe me.Trust me.You have no talent but I have.

You are not genius but I am.-







32-Ha you are happiest guy in the world. You do not know about everything.

You are still kid.

You are just dreaming boy.-







16-You are the guy who I hate. You have no dream. You talk like papa mama thinking. You think always make a fool of somebody who dream something.-






32-Ok I tell you. You tend to give your demo tape AMERIKAMONOGATARI to girls who you like.I know because you think AMERIKAMONOGATARI is good song and they must be fall in love with you.Hahahahhahahah,,,,



I am very sorry for they throw it away before listen to.-






16-Before listen? No no no no , they said it was good song!-








32-You are insensitive such a girls kindness.-





16-Whats a kind of kindness?-




32-I dont want to talk you anymore.-





16-Me neither.-










32-Ok I tell you.I met one beautifull lady who you loved.-







16-Who?-








32-You do not know yet.You have not met. I think she is so qute.

So somebody who tend to give the AMERIKAMONOGATARI demo tapes must give her demo tapes.



16-Me?-






32-She still has. She still listen to.-



16-AMERIKAMONOGATARI?-







32-Yes how do you feel?-






16-You should be thanksfull for somebody who tend to give the AMERIKAMONOGATARI.-







32-Ok thank you.I know AMERIKAMONOGATARI is my biggest tresure.-






16-Ok you can pay!! You can pay!!-







32-Ok I will do it.-






16-You are guy! I like!







32-Ok I try hard so you also try hard too in the future.-








16-In the future what happen me?-









32-Many experience.Good experience bad experience.Everything is experience.

Just knock every door in the future.Do not be afraid of .

You always do not care for matter.



You across the world.


You meet good people.


You fall in love with somebody good woman.




Do not afraid of anything.






Do not stop walking.



Go ahead just go and try and,,,-





16-Ok you pay investment AMERIKAMONOGATARI soon Ok ha? You do not stop!

You do not afraid of anything!You just go and try!!! -






32-You should listen somobody talking about.-







16-You pay soon you can do it.-






32-bye bye.-





16-bye-







to be continued









  
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2010年05月31日

episode 11


episode11



I got letter from small local radio station.


It said AMERIKAMONOGATARI will be on air.




AMERIKAMONOGATARI,,,,,






When I was 16 years old.


I had a dream.



I thought AMERIKAMONOGATARI makes me very happy forever.



AMERIKAMONOGATARI must be NO1 song of my life.






I expect future.


Future of AMERIKAMONOGATARI and me.





How is now?



Great?



It was hard for me to look for the place where I can listen to the local small radio that my AMERIKAMONOGATARI on air.



I could listen to taht local radio where my friend part time job rental video shop.



He adviced to me as soon as a fierce manager come back here,,,I will change the radio channel.



I said ok no problem but I want you to volume up radio volume up.




I waited for AMERIKAMONOGATARI.



I waited for AMERIKAMONOGATARI by the rental videos.



My friend ask me, when is your AMERIKAMONOGATARI on air?




I said soon very soon I guess.


He adviced again,

fierce manager come back here,,,I will change the radio channel.







then






AMERIKAMONOGATARI was on air.









It reminds me of my sweet memories.




It reminds me of Edogawa boat race parking area.




It reminds me of Hot recording room.




It reminds me of American dream.



It reminds me of American hero.




It reminds me of American Saturday night dance fever.


Record company offer.

I became a hot stuff in Hollywood movie Audition.

CD debut.




I cried.



I cried by rental video.




I could not stop my tears falling.



My life seems unreal,my life seems jokes.


Fucking boo shee jokes.






AMERIKAMONOGATARI is fucking boo shee jokes.


AMERIKAMONOGATARI is great song and I am genius what a fucking boo shee jokes.



I cried.



and then I could hear somebody is talking about something.




' wow this song on radio is good song '


' yes something new one'


' this music is cool its must be big sall'










I talked to them.



'Did you said this song is good right?



You must said this song is good right? HA? YOU SAID SO HA???


You ! Said! HA?'



They said yes so what?





I said because I sing this song,,,,



Just remember AMERIKAMONOGATARI thank you.

I love you.


I love you world.


They ask me are you famous?





So I said I hope so.




What a fucking boo shee AMERIKAMONOGATARI.




to be continued,,,,,,,












  
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2010年05月30日

episode 10

episode 10


I got phone call from record company.

It said 'we want make your CD and sell it'


I asked is it decision?

Record company said Yes.


Was AMERIKAMONOGATARI good?


Record company said yes.





AMERIKAMONOGATARI open new world for me.



And I knocked that record companys door.



I thought AMERIKAMONOGATARI open the my life to Next stage.










There was two guy record companys room.




One guy said to me.





'We make a omnibus music CD.

Your AMERIKAMONOGATARI can join you can pay.'



'I need to pay? pay what?'




'Its cost only 1000000yen.Its just only 1000000yen' is same like 10000us$.



'1000000yen? only? who pay such a big money'

'Its very cheap,because your chance to make a CD and debut.1000000yen is

cheap.And Everybody pay that. and we have a good support system.

We present you very good support system.so 1000000yen is cheap.and We,,,,'




'Hey man , you heard AMERIKAMONOGATARI?'


'We have a good support system and you will success.'


'I just want to know was AMERIKAMONOGATARI good? such a good? or

You listened?'


'I do not heard your song.but one guy heard in my company and he says OK.

So we have a good support system and everybody pay 1000000yen and its chance and,,,,'






What a fucking good song AMERIKAMONOGATARI.





my friend asked me.


'What happen your plan make a CD in record Company?'


I said

'Never mind anyway







Life is not so easy.




Never easy.








but letter came to my home.






Its said radio make AMERIKAMONOGATARI on air.





Its nothing.



I never expect.










to be continued....






























  
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2010年05月29日

Episode 8

Episode 8

Sometime I got telephone call from small record company president.

'We need you especially today we want you'



I asked

'How was AMERIKAMONOGATARI'

President said

'OK OK anyway you come today we wait you'


'How was AMERIKAMONOGATARI'


'We waite you bye bye'


What a good song AMERIKAMONOGATARI is this,,,,



And I went to there.


'Where is my boss'


Someone tell me.


'Hi Part time job boy, I am your boss today ,bring this one'



'No I am not Part time job, I just come president call.'


'Never mind you work ! work!! Part time job boy!!'


and I can not meet president and work all day.



I kept such a stupid days.


And one day, I find that record company pamphlet.


I find my name in pamphlet as an Artist.



Am I a Artist of this record company?





why?



I worked hard for this record company as Part time job.


So I became a Artist of this record company?



Fucking boo shee record company.



I had never known I am an Artist of this record company.



President listened AMERIKAMONOGATARI?



I think no.



He just wants me to work as Part time job.




I was so complicated.



Complicated.




Am I glad?



No never.







When I was high school student.

My Judo club boss hit my head by a bamboo sword every day.

He watched me everything.

Like play hard!! Fight hard!! Try!! Try!!

He always cried and adviced and hit my head till he was satisfied.

Not only me but every body in my judo clubs.




Boss hit head.



After Graduat High school.

Nobdy hit my head in my life.

I thought there are many boss who hit my head in my life or in your life.

But there are nobody who hit my head with bamboo sword.

What a easy life is this except judo club.



Am I happy? Because nobody hit my head.


I do not think so.


Its just they do not care for each other.


They just do not care fo each other.

World is not same like a my judo club.

and my life is not same like your life.



Small record company president never hit my head.

Never care for me.

But I was belong to ,,,,



I hate this situation.




but,,,,,,



I am glad to hear the good news.




I got letter suddenly another company.


I got letter.




Hollywood movie Audition.


I passed Hollywood movie Audition.

It said you are special Excellent person,hot stuff.

Soon you come again and talk prosess to Hollywood movie.

Have I ever imagined join the Hollywood movie?

Have you ever imagined you join Hollywood movie?


to be continued.









































  
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2010年05月28日

Episode 9

Episode 8


I never forget that Audition tittle.

'Hollywood movie star Audition USA' in Tokyo.

More than 600 young people gathered.

Each of them have time limit 3 minutes.

Someone act like movie star.

Someone sing music.

Someone talk how he wants to go to Hollywood movie.

Everyone was serious to pass the exam Hollywood movie Audition.

They act only 3 minutes time limit.

But 600 people take 3 minutes become too much time.

So When my turn I could PR just 1 minutes.

And 3 judges of five judges already went home.

Because Hollywood movie Audition started morning and finished night.

3 judges said they didnt know that Audition spend a time so long.

Its time over.




Hollywood movie star Audition in Tokyo

Of course I sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

AMERIKAMONGOATARI give me a big energy.

Just intro playing guitar.


All of my body is filled with special energy.


Now is the time.

Here we go to Hollywood movie.



After I play guitar intro,

When I bigan to singing AMERIKAMONOGATARI,

MC smiled.




'OK thank you very much!! thank you!! Next guy!!'



1 minutes was so short.

Too short.



I waited my turn 7 hour,and just intro play AMERIKAMONOGATARI.


What a fucking boo sheee Audition is this.

This is fucking boo shee.

Fucking boo shee Hollywood movie Audition in Tokyo.


I disapointed.

and


At night they announced the Successful applicant.

Judges annouced people who pass the Hollywood Movie Audition.


More than 300 young people passed the test of Hollywood movie Audition in Tokyo.


But There was not my name.



Such a stupid fucking boo shee Hollywood movie Audition.


A letter from Hollywood movie Audition.

It said

'You are Hot stuff in Hollywood movie Audition.

You can come again we want you. Thank you join the Audition.'




What a fucking boo shee Audition is this.


Am I hot stuff?



Just intro guitar playing AMERIKAMONOGATARI.


What a good music AMERIKAMONOGATARI is this.



I talked to my friends.





'I may be go to USA soon.'


'USA? America? why? Why you go to America?'



'To act in Hollywood movie in Califolnia.'




'Hollywood movie? Whats movie?'



'I dont know.I dont care whatever Hollywood movie. I just passed
Audition as a Hot stuff.'


'You passed Hollywood movie Audition?sure? Are you OK? Hot stuff?'



and



I went Hollywood movie Audition again with letter for me as Hot stuff.




Hollywood movie Audition said to me





You are hot stuff so,

You can join Hollywood movie lesson class in Tokyo.

Its cost just only 3000000yen its same like 30000$.


But you are hot stuff so,,,,,,



You can use Payment in installments.





What a fucking boo sheee is this.



My friend asked me.


When you go to Hollywood movie?


I said him



'I kicked Hollywood out fucking Hollywood Out'



'why?'



'Because record company said to me to make CD major debut.'










to be continued



















































  
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2010年05月27日

episode 7

episode 7

When I was 21 years old.

I sang my songs in live house with guitar.

Small live house

Sometimes my friends come to listen to my song AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

Some of them advice to me like

'We finish this show and go out to drink beer ha!'

so I advice him like

'Next show stage is me, you can waite just a few minutes.'


one day

Famous production company and Famous record company man came to live house

to listen to my song.

They had a demo tape of AMERIKAMONOGATARI that I sent.

and they tell me

You are talented.


I was glad to hear that.

So I asked

Maybe, AMERIKAMONOGATARI become a CD and Publish? Possiblle?

They taught me.


'No way No way.

Your voice is sucks.

Your singin voice is boo sheet.

We can look for somebody who can sing your song much better than you.'




'Somebody sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI?not me?but somebody?

No way No way,How can somebody sing AMERIKAMONOGATARI?'


They tell me.

Music business is not playing games like kids playing games.

Its business.

There are many professional singer in the world.

But

I could not understand.


AMERIKAMONOGATARI is not somebodys song.

Just only me who can sing this one.

If somebody who can sing much better than me its different.

Its not going to be AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

How can I explain.





,,,,,,





and





another record company president phone call me.




like





I need you.














To be continued.







  
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2010年02月07日

episode6 AMERIKAMONOGATARI

Episode 6 University.

I entered the university.
And I joined the rock music club.

I had a crush on the senior who did rock music.


Jimi Hendrix
James brown
janis Joplin

They played such a old rock music.

Cmplete mimicry.

Some guys head was Afro-hair.
Some guys wore pantaloons.
Some girls sang while beating tambourine.

They said OH YEAH!!
They said COME ON!!

Me?

Maybe.

When I was 18 years old I sent my rock music DEMO to music company.
And there was a message from music company to answering machine.
“You can send a music demo to me xxxxxx record Mr X”

I think I sent 20 or more DEMO songs tapes to Mr X.

But it was a no reaction from Mr X.

I do not get along well so much in the world.

When I was 21 years old,

I went to xxxxx record company to meet Mr X.

It was big company.

And I asked how is my music?

Mr X showed me some demo tapes that I sent.

And I noticed there were some red underline.

I was sure he checks all of my songs.




Mr X answered to me by a wry face.


“Your music is sucks”


“In particular rock music is sucks”


“It must be sucks,,,,,,,,,,,”

I sighed.




Mr X showed me a old demo tapes.

“But you have one of the greatest song.

I can not forget that but I can not remember now,,,,,


That was,,,,,

That was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


!




Ok this one. “



He played Amerika Monogatari with a cassette taperecoder.



It reminds me of dark and hot and small and stink.

It reminds me of mid summer of Edogawa boat race parking area.

It reminds me of hard judo club.

It reminds me of American dream.

It reminds me of American Hero.

It reminds me of Seth.

It reminds me of Saturday night.




Mr X said.
“This is great.”

“This is a song of you.”

“Great”

“In the future you should play only this song to sell.”


As soon as I met him, he moved the workplace.

But I can not explain how I was so glad.












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episode5 AMERIKAMONOGATARI

Episode 5 Saturday night dance fever



In the High school meeting.

The cheer leaders dance.

MC talks with a speaker.

MC introduced Cinderella boys.

“Lady’s & gentleman we present you a Cinderella boy.
You get those boys”

And nice guy was produced by a high school.

Dress-up and appeared.

And the women screamed.

The women screamed to Cinderella boys.

Like

“I want youuuu!”

Because next Saturday night was dance party Toro.

I think They called that party Toro.

Toro was a dance party.

That dance party was shock very much for me.

Because The men were not able to tempt women.

Only girls could tempt boys.
And girls take boys to dance party Toro by car.

And girls pay money for boys.

And girls take boys to their home by car after party.

I had never attend such a party that girl invites me.

Girls and boys were always talking about that party Toro every time.

You invite who?

She invites who?

Who invites me?

I was anxious about it ,too.

Fortunately approximately 4 girls tempted me.

Like

“You can go with me.”

But unfortunately, I was not able to go by the advice of the host family.

I watched a movie video at the night of the party by the advice of the host family.

I felt the best loneliness.

It was pleasure for me to watch a movie video in Japan.

But

But
I did not know why I felt so lonely.

I am the Most lonely in the world.

I am the loneliest man in the world like watching movie video in the Saturday night.

And I remembered a member of judo club in Japana.

Do they feel lonely Saturday night?

No

Never

They never feel lonely Saturday night.

They are just tired judo or Jacking off and sleep.

They are satisfied their life very much and sleep until mornig even Saturday night.


Because they never know Dance party Saturday night like USA.


I must return to Japan soon.

That is a reason why I felt so lonely.


Judo club must ask me
“How was America? Good?”

So I must say
“No
Never”



Because
They practiced hard judo in Japan.
I enjoyed USA.



I should not explain how I enjoyed.




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episode4

Episode 4 A funky leader.



In the American High school

There makes ends meet by some groups.


A bright group.

A quiet group.

A roch’n roll group.

A TV game group.

And


Funky group.


Mr. Seth was a leader of funky group.

At first I did not notice Seth was great or attractive man.

He took a photograph of me with a big camera many times.

I wore a Japanese school uniform in American High school
and it was strange for him.

He demanded various poses from me.

He took a photograph of outside of window from classroom even teacher was teaching.

Mr. Seth loves big camera he always had big camera.

Mr. Seth slept only for 3 hours every night.

I asked Mr. Seth
“What are you doing at night”

Mr. Seth answer.
“I burn the fire of the torch and read a sutra.”

No way No way!
It is not thought about such a thing.

But Mr. Seth said so.
But I believed it a little.

Because he said he eat only vegetables.
I had never seen such a guy who eats only vegetables.

And he kissed with woman in the corridor of the school.
I had never seen such a guy who kisses with a woman in the corridor of the high school.

I was jealous very much.

But it was not only me who feels jealous but girls.

He was very handsome.

Funky group went out to downtown by car every weekend.

Handsome Seth sits on the window of the car.

He speaks loudly forth.
“GYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


I asked him.
Are you OK?

But he taught me everybody in the world is his friends.
And He said just like Hello to friends.

“GYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


It was not sounds like Hello.
But I believed Seth little bit.
He must be a friend of outside of a car.
He must be a friend of somebody in the high way.

USA is not so big.
He must be a famous.
So he must be a friend of everybody in the world.


But girls drag him into a car.
And kiss kiss kiss.

It was kissed too much in dark.

It was trouble for him to kiss too much.

So I worried about if he demand help from me.

Not only I but someone wanted to change.

Seth was a most wanted.
Seth loved not inside of a car but outside of a car.

He sit on the window and spoke loudly.

“GYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”


We got to a laser show.
Laser show was dark dome.
Laser projected a picture in the dark dome.
Big sound of Pink Floyd.


It was very sexy.

Big sounds and dark and lay down and look up Laser show.

Watching laser show?

No

I was watching Seth kissing show.

It was illusion.

Well

Everyone girls aim Seth kiss.

And everybody longs Seth.

And everybody is jealous.




Hey girl


I teach you how you get Seth.


You kiss me first.
You kiss me for passion.
Hard hard hard kiss to me.
Kiss to me.

And then Seth will be jealous.


Woman kisses Japanese guy?


No way No way.

He must be jealous and he will be burning sense of justice
Like world police USA.

And Seth will kiss only you and never leave you alone.




Hey Seth.

You are troubled.
Because girls always cause ploblems.

You had better put distance girls.

And then you will know who loves you.
Or you love who.




And then
Girls begun to kiss to me.

And
We go to down town by car.
I sit on the window of car.

And I speak loudly.
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

But
Girls drag me into a car and kiss.
Kiss kiss kiss.

I teach them.
Everybody in the world is my friend.


Its must be a Paradise.



I asked to one of girl.
“How about me what do you think?”

She said
“No way No way”

After I returned to a room, I examined a meaning of no way in a English dictionary.

Seth were unexpectedly big.

It was not small difference of me and Seth.

I still want to meet him again.

He must have a photo of me.

He is still shine in my mind.

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Episode 3
American hero



Since I was a exchange student, I could attend High school classroom
As I like.

I attend literature class ,,,,,,,,
It was hard for me to study.

Cooking class,,,,,,,
It was ok for me to cook something.

Basketball class,,,,,
It was hard for me to play.
Even girls played better than me.

But I found the class where I can do better than all.

It was
It was a

It was a Japanese class.

I am sure to speak Japanese better much than American High school students.

I will never be a loser in a Japanese class.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


In a Japanese class, some girls talked to me.
I taught how to speak Japanese.

“Oppai wo chu-chu Usagig ga Nonde imasu.”
It was a picture book for child.

Girls ask me.
“What does it mean Oppai chu chu?”

I taught
“Chu-Chu means same like Chu Chu as you know Chu Chu”

She ask me.
“I don’t know Chu Chu. What is Chu Chu? You show me”

I said
“No I can not Chu Chu.”

They ask me.
“You show me Chu Chu!! Do it! Do it!”

I said
“No I can not Chu Chu I don’t know how”

And then
One of girl of them asked me a question.
“Hey shy guy you tell me how you say pussy in Japanese.”

I said
“It is shameful for me to say. I can not tell you.”

She asked me a question again.
“You tell me how you say pussy in Japanese you tell me now”

I was troubled.
But she promised not say to anybody.

“Manko”

“What? Manko? Manko? Right?Manko”

“Yes Manko, Do not say anymore. It is shameful for me to hear sounds.”

As soon as I told her, she leaked our top-secret to girls.

“What?What?Manko?Manko?”
“Manko Manko Manko”
“What?What?Manko?”
“Manko HAHAHAHAHAHAH”
“Manko! HAHAHAHAHAH”
“Mankooooooo!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

I was upset.
“Hey hey sotp! Stop! Its very bad for girls to say that!
Or please do not say that”

And

Everybody of the Japanese class has begun to sing it.
Beating time with hands.

“Manko! Manko! Manko!
Manko! Manko! Manko!”

And

Two teachers of the Japanese woman entered the classroom.

“Manko! Manko! Manko!
Manko! Manko! Manko!”

Me?

I was asleep when teachers entered the classroom.

Manko? I don’t know what does it mean.
I don’t know what happen such like crazy.

But teacher woke me up.
Even I was asleep.


And she let me stand in the corridor.


Everybody in classroom was crazy about song Manko.


When I was going to standing in the corridor.

They clapped their hands for me.
“Oh yeah Mankoooooo!!!!!”


And then

One of the classmate stood up suddenly.

And he advised a teacher.

“Excuse me, he is not responsible for this situation.
These bitches are responsible for this situation.
So I also stand in the corridor with him.
Ok lets go Japanese.”




I thought


He must be a





He must be a






He must be a American Hero


Whom I dreamed of.



He said to me
“You are cool, very cool”


I denied it.
“No I am hot very hot like you!! Hot! Hot! I am not cool!”


He said to me
“You cool cool”

So I denied.
“Please do not misunderstand me.
I am hot. Hot Hot. Feeling same like you Hot Hot Thank you very much.”



He is still an American hero for me.

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episode2 AMERICAN dream

Episode 2
American Dream






When I was 17 years old. In 1993.
I went to America High school one month as an Judo exchange student.

A genius stayed American family.

Genius showed a music Amerika Monogatari.


“Ok everybody American family my music
Amerika Monogatari Listen !

Listen!!”


I played the Demo tape of Amerika Monogatari.

There was a thrill very much.
How do they feel Amerika Monogatari.


And


They clapped their hands.


American Father
“This is very good song! Are you famous in Japan? “

American Mother
“This is very good song! You must be a genius!!”

American Brother
“You are very good musician! Bring this Demo tape to High School!
This song must be famous in USA”


I was so glad.

I was praised for the first time in my life.

In my life first time.

It was shock.




The next day
Of course I bring Amerika Monogatari to High school class.


“Hey everybody in classroom my music Amerika Monogatari
Listen! Listen!”

I played a music Amerika Monogatari DEMO tape.

Many students gathered.
All gathered.

And,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


And,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Everybody was surprised at Amerika Monogatari.

“You cool! Good song!”

“You good!”

I was praised for the second time in my life.

In my life second time.

It was the situation that it did not expect.


It was like an illusion.


I thought I am a superstar.


Superstar.

I must be a superstar.

I did not expect it at all.


But its happened.

The superstar soaked himself in a lingering sound.

And then

One of a black woman talked to me.

“Excuse me”

“what?”

“You make this song? By yourself?”

“Yes myself”


She ask me many.


“Do you have an agent?

Whats a kind of recording room?

You play guitar by yourself?”

Etc,,,,,,,

She ask me
“Are you famous?”

Superstar answered
“I hope so”


She asked many,,,,,

So

It was troublesome for the superstar to answered.


Finally she told me.
“I am singer I sing tomorrow.”

So superstar advised
“Do your best.Yes you can”


The next day
Whole school meeting.

All the students gather.


One of the woman who wore a blue dress was spotlighted.

She is very far from me.

But she might be a
She might be a

OH!

She is yesterday woman!

She sang a United States national anthem.



It was

It was

Deep shock.



What a great singing voice.


She was almost a professional.

I was almost trickessional.

I was very sorry a feeling for her.
I assume the air of a superstar.

Anyway!!!!!!!!

I wanted to tell her how good singing voice it was.
I wanted to praise her.

After meeting
I challenged to talk to her.

But

Much Much Much
Many students girls and boys were gathered.

Everybody praised her..
All praised her.


I was ashamed myself.
Because I was proud of my music to her.

Yesterday I talked to her my recording style.
Like High level.

But
In fact my recording style is in dark small hot stinking restroom.

She sings at a large place everybody gathered.

I sing at a small dark hot stinking restroom alone.
I was ashamed myself.




I was covered to the tree and watched her.
And


I whispered


“This is American Dream”



She still shines in my memory.



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episode1 AMERIKAMONOGATARI was born in 1992

AMERIKAMONOGATARI

episode1



I can speak English very much.

Thank you very much.



Last night I met a boy who from 1992 dreams America.



This is a story of AMERIKAMONOGATARI.

From Japan Tokyo to somebody in the world USA or India or I do not know

whoever.



This is just my explanation for boy from 1992 or myself.



It was a time



It was a time in 1992.



I never forget that happen.



It was a miracle in 1992.



Miracle happens me in 1992.



In 1992



that was a special.



In Tokyo Edogawa boat racing Parking area.



I was 16years old.



I was a high school student.



I was belong to Judo club of high school.



It was Hard training every morning every night.



I was tired it took time 1 hour from my house to High school.



I was tired almost die.



but miracle happned in Edogawa boat racing parking area.



Sweet melody from somewhere comes to me.



So sweet it was not like a judo plactice in high school.



My judo boss hit my head everyday with his bamboo sword.



My head was always many red line because of bamboo sword.



well



that day was a,,,,



My Judo boss shout when Judo training



Never give up! Never stop playing!

Never stop playing even you get injury!

Play hard play hard!!!

But if your blood flow,you can stop playing Judo.



Boss said so,

So I stop playing judo and I care for my blood frowing.



but boss already forgot what he said.



Do not stop!!

Do not stop!!



And I got bamboo sword.





Banboo sword is used for Kendo.



Physical strength spirit already nothing.



No power even pedal a bicycle.



I was hard to pedal to my home.



Red line shaven head boy in Edogawa parking area.





Such a situation AMERIKAMONOGATARI.





It was miracle.







So sweet melody was born or flow or happened for boy ,who is shaven head
red line.







I worried about forget this melody.

So I sang this melody many many and power energy become big for me.

And as soon as I got to home, I played my guitar.

I looked for guitar chord of this melody.



But it was miracle,



I do not know how to play guitar well,

I do not know how to imagine guitar chord.

I do not know what is music,,,

but just one time I play guitar,,,



Song was complete.

Chord was complete.

words are complete.



I could not believe it.

Its wonderfull.or something miracle.



It must be a miracle.



miracle,,,,





No ,,,





This is not miracle.



I may be a



I must be a





A genius?







A genius









I must be a genius.







Hey!!Mama!!





I must be a genius!!!





but my mother was busy for cooking.



I rush into toilet it was small.



Why in the toilet?



Because there was no quiet room in my house except toilet.



I brought Multi Tape Recorder in the toilet.



I rushed into the toilet with microphone to tape it.



The ventilation fan works at the same time to turn on electricity of restroom



A genius was very sorry to noisy ventilation fan of restroom.



Though a genius decided it, it did not take time that much.







Switch-off!!



The recording room of the genius was dark and was small and was hot and was stinking little bit.



Little bit?



Because the genius did not notice it



I do not remember it well



It was stinking or not.



The genius continued singing seriously to tape in restroom.



His mother worried about it very much outside a dark restroom.



Like



My son is crying something in toilet.

Though the switch of the restroom is off, is it all right?



All right means switch of my son.







In spite of worry of mother



Very good music was completed.



Demo tape was completed.



A genius named that song.



“AMERIKAMONOGATARIi”



Amerika means America.



Monogatari means story in Japanese.











A genius named this song



AMERIKAMONOGATARI.







AMERIKA means USA america.

MONOGATARI means story.



Why did he named AMERIKAMONOGATARI?

Because he dreamed of USA very much.



He was a fun of Simon Girfankle.



In particular AMERICA.



He wrote words of AMERICA song of Simon&Girfankle in English examination.

but test was point ZERO.

but he was OK for it.



He dreamed of USA the place of Simon &Girfankle AMERICA.



Sweet and wild and dance party and many dreams.



American dream

American hero.

American leader.

American young generation.

American dance party saturday night



He dreamed.



So he named this song.





AMERIKAMONOGATARI.





He thought it must be special.



AMERIKAMONOGATARI will bring money and happy and golden life for me

forever!!



Beautifull woman sweet girls will kiss me many many many!!



Because I complete such a sweet song AMERIKAMONOGATARI!!



My life will be something grreat!!



wow!!



wow!!!







That was Precious time for me.

It was a time 1992,in Edogawa boat racing parking area.



AMERIKAMONOGATARI bring me somethinng happy?



In the future?



I tell you.



Ok I tell you



I can speak English very much.

Thank you very much.



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AMERIKAMONOGATARI

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Deaiha itunohika aoku tutumareta
kagaminonakno muyuubyousya setunai irodane
Amai kaoriha haruno hana ima mo kaootteru
Machino keshikiwo tatoetara konohana no kaoridarou

Kimino namae oboeteiru
Bokuha yondanda gikochinai eigo de
Kisya no nakade omoikaeshiteruyo
Gaitouno higa yuraideta.

Itudemo kumorizora sotowo mitetakedo
Kanashikuochiru ame no otoni kokoro yureteiru
Mizutamamoyouno kasa mujakini mawasite
Touriwo sugiru akaihuku miushinattanda

Kimino namae oboeteiru
Bokuha yondanda gikochinai eigo de
Kisya no nakade omoikaeshiteruyo
Gaitouno higa yuraideta.

Wakareha kisyanonaka kaowonoridashite
Tuyoku migitewo huttemita SAYONARA nokawarini
Kimiha hashiridasita kumori zorano shita
Subete kyandoru no terashita tooi omoide

Kimino namae oboeteiru
Bokuha yondanda gikochinai eigo de
Kisya no nakade omoikaeshiteruyo
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