Love the White Dog: Inu ga kawaiinda! Mata Hamachatta.

I love the White family dog, husband-father-teacher. I don't really understand why. The combination of a stereotypical gruff Japanese salaryman personality with the adorable form of the white dog? Inu ga kawaiinda!

This was the first time I realized the dog-husband was a high school teacher not a salaryman.

Anyhow, here is more or less the dialogue of this CM.

Student 1: Uso ja ne
Student 2: Ari enai darou
Girl Student: yame nasai yo
Student 2: Datte, koitsu, Softbank ga tsugoi gakuwari hajimaru to iu n da
Student 1: So ja ne yo

Girl Student: Sensei
Teacher-Dog: Kenka wa yamerou

Student 1:Inu ga iu koto ga kikeru kamo
Girl Student: Sensei wa nande inu to iu no?
Student 2:Datte inu iru deshou

Teacher-Dog: Mitame de kimeru na!
Student: Nan de kimuru no desuka?
Teacher-Dog: Kokoro no me.
Students: Sensei, Sensei, Sensei
Teacher-Dog: Hearts!!!
Girl student: Ii koto iu jan, sensei

Daughter: Mata hoechatta no?
Dad-Teacher-Dog: Hoechatta.

Here it is, more or less, in English:



Student 1: It’s not a lie
Student 2: That’s impossible
Girl Student: Stop it you two
Student 2: But he says that Softbank is starting an amazing student discount
Student 1: That’s not it

Girl Student: Sensei
Teacher-Dog: Stop your fighting!


Student 1:You kind of listen when the dog says it
Girl Student: How come you called the Sensei a dog?
Student 2: Well, he is a dog

Teacher-Dog: Don't judge by the looks
Student: Then how do you judge?
Teacher-Dog: By the heart.
Students: Sensei, Sensei, Sensei
Teacher-Dog: Hearts!!!
Girl student: Nice! Sensei


Daughter: You barked at them again?
Dad-Teacher-Dog: Yep, barked again.


Is this not hysterical, or is it just me?