2008年06月12日
海外スレ「君たちが経験したちょっとHな体験」
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元スレはこちら
Last week my friend's sister asked her parents that could she have her graduation party in their home, and the parents agreed...
When the weekend came parents left the house and went somewhere...and we agreed that my friend was coming to my place, then we left the house and leaved her with her girl friends prepairing for the party....on the way my friend noticed that he forgot his wallet, and so we went back to get it. We entered the house went up-stairs, he went to get the wallet from his room and I dont know why I didnt go with him I told him that I'd wait for him at the stairs...and so I waited but he didnt come for a while..the bathroom in their house is right next to the stairs, she didnt know that we came back, and when her friends started yelling camon whats taking you so long..she said nothing im on my way and she came running naked from the bathroom going to her room which is down-stairs.. she was running and bumped on my back on the stairs, I allmost fell, and turned my head to see what had happened and there she was Just like every time im at their house except that shes naked this time, She SCREAMED like hell and slapped me.
・先週、友達の家で卒業パーティをやる事をむこうの両親が許してくれた。両親はその日は外出して、私たちは他の友達も呼ぶことになったから女友達に準備を任せて私たちは彼女の家から離れたわけだ。でも途中、一人が財布を忘れた事に気付いて引き返すことに。家に入って階段の上でそいつが部屋から財布を取ってくるのを待った(私はなぜか部屋に入らなかったんだ)。なかなか彼は戻ってこない。その家はバスルームが階段の隣にあって、彼女は私たちが戻ってるのを知らなかったんだな。別の女友達が「早く来てよ。なんでそんなに時間かかるの?」と言い、彼女は「なんでもない。すぐ行く」と階下にある自分の部屋へ走って行こうとした。私の背中とぶつかって(私は階段から落ちそうになった)、振り向いたら彼女がいつも通りの感じでそこにいた。裸だったという点を除いて。彼女は死ぬほど悲鳴をあげて私を引っ叩いた。
me and some people were visiting a sick friend and she was wearing her PJs, so i was trying to get her to sign my yearbook and she leans forward a little to sign it. Her PJ top was a little too large for her so it showed more of her chest than she probably not wanted me to see
・病気になってる友達の家に何人かで行った。彼女はパジャマを着てて、それがちょっと大きめのものだったから、私が学年アルバムに署名を頼んだとき、彼女が前かがみになると胸の見えちゃいけない所まで見てしまった。
I went to my friends house to see her anime collection and when I went to her room (I forgot to knock) I entered while she was changing and she threw her stuff toy on her bed to me to keep me away
・友達の家にアニメのコレクションを見に行ったとき、ノックを忘れて彼女に部屋に入ったら着替え中だった。ベッドの上のおもちゃを投げつけられた。
So my sister and her friend were preparing for prom or banquet or whatever and i was in my room (door closed). i leave to go get a mountain dew and apparently lauren (sisters friend) had to go get something from a different room because as i walked out she walked out of the bathroom. naked.
・姉が友達とプロム(米国でよくある学年末のダンスパーティ)か宴会の準備をしてて、私がマウンテンデュー(炭酸飲料)を取りに行ったら、姉の友達のローレンがバスルームから裸で出てきた所だった。
2 years ago before going home i forgot my bag at my clasroom and when i opened the door two of my classmates (girls) were kissing and touching each others boobs. and when they saw me they cried and begged me not to tell anyone i felt sorry and agreed after they offered me money lol i should have f***ed them that time XD
・2年前の放課後、クラスに忘れ物を取りに戻ってドアを開けたらクラスメイトの女子2人がキスしながらお互いの胸に触ってる所だった。それから私を見て、誰にも言わないでと泣いて頼むし、お金まで渡してくるからさすがに気の毒になって了承した(笑)あの時、***してしまうべきだったか?
when i was in 8th grade when a girl sat on me and my hands we megicaly on her tits
・中2の時に女子がのしかかってきて、私の手が魔法のごとく彼女の胸に触れてた。
there a LOT of times first of at the science lab.. The teacher was telling us about the "Microscope" then the girl in front of me looked at the microscope and her I saw it all(i meant the boobs) the second time is (same girl AND the hottest girl in the class)she was assigning the special project then again..
・科学の実験室で何度もある。先生が顕微鏡の説明をした時、私の向かいの女子が顕微鏡を覗くと胸が丸見えになったんだよ。2回目の時もクラスで一番ホットなその女子は再び特別課題を任された…。
it was when I fell backwards on a chair while trying to catch an eraser and it turns out for some reason there was a girl wearing a skirt and boy was it a good view
・消しゴムを取ろうとして椅子の後ろを見たらスカートを穿いた女子がいた。男には良い眺めだったね。
my friends and i were playing marco polo in the pool. of course, i was it. one of my buddies who had been taunting me for the whole day yelled "marco" really loud right in my left ear. i thought i'd grab him fast and push him under (not in a malicious way, but you know, "rough housing"), but when i grabbed, i heard a high pitched female scream, and i couldn't tell what i had grabbed. opened my eyes and sure enough, i was grabbing the chest of one of my female friends. whew, awkward.
・マルコポーロゲーム(プールで行う目隠しの鬼ごっこ)をやってて、私の耳の傍でマルコとうるさく叫ぶ馬鹿を捕まえて沈めてやろうと(悪意はない。大騒ぎってそんなものだろ?)思ったが、何かを掴んだら女性の悲鳴が聞こえた。目を開けたら女友達の胸を掴んでた。あー、気まずかった。
my favorite was when we had a school play, when the stage was set, we had some problems about having so little space to change clothes (specially for those dual roles) and things. there were really hot fairies stripping(changing) clothes(to their undies") in front of us guys(well thats how we wanted it), we couldn't help it, the show must go on. the girls can't complain.
・学校の演劇をやった時、ステージが設置されると着替えるスペースが小さいって問題があったんだ。特に2つも役をもらった人に。ホットな妖精たちが僕たち男子の目の前で下着姿になって着替えなきゃいけなかった(僕たちには願ったり叶ったりだったが)。どうしようもなかったんだ。ショーは続けるしかなかったし、女性陣も不満は言えなかったのさ。
i went swimming with my cousins in a public pool and one of my cousins(girl) jumped on my back and wanted a piggy back ride. I felt her boobs pressing on my back, then my pinnacle of manliness got aroused and i threw her in the water. Even though it was just my back it was soft
・従姉妹たちと市民プールにいった時、彼女たちの一人が私の背中に飛び乗ってピギーバックをやろうとしたんだ。彼女の胸が背中に押し付けられて、私の男性的部分が刺激されそうになったから水面に振り落とした。たかが背中だけど、あれは柔らかかった。
I went to my bestfriend's house to see if she was ready for our trip with our friends on that day, and to my surprise she's still sleeping so her father asked me to wake her up so that we won't keep our friends waiting and waste our time, and as I went up to her room, I saw her with a blanket covering her body, that she is still sleeping and I even heard her snoring and as I approach her and tugged her to wake her up, she suddenly pushed the blanket away as if it was getting in the way of her sleep..and to my surprise there she was sleeping with nothing but her underwear, but what really surprised me is the fact that I didn't get out of the room but instead I approached her and tugged and tugged until she is barely awake and told her "hey I just learned that you sleep with only your underwear on" and that surprised her and gave me a powerul kick in my right shoulder
・友達が旅行の準備をできたかどうか見るため彼女の家に行ったら彼女はまだ寝てて、父親に起こしてきてくれと言われたから部屋に行ったら彼女はブランケットをかけたままだった。揺り動かしたら夢心地のままブランケットをどけて、驚いたことに彼女は下着姿で毛布をかけて寝てたんだ。もっと驚いた事実は、私が部屋から出ずに彼女をさらに揺らして目を覚まさせて「君って下着のまま寝るのか」と言ったら、驚いた彼女に思いきり肩を蹴られた事だ。
I saw a Really Cute Guy a long Time ago and My Skirt Blew Up RIGHT infront Of Him. >//< Omfg. After That He was Staring at Me...At Least I Got his attention...In a BAD way...
・だいぶ前に可愛い男を見かけた時、彼の目の前で私のスカートが舞い上がった。私を凝視してたから少なくとも気を引けたみたいね。悪い意味で。
in middle school i tripped and grabbed the pearson in front of me who was a girl and happed to be wearing sweats, i got a view that will not easily be forgotten it was white with pink and purple hearts, after that i has to sit in structure for the whole day
・ミドルスクール(中学校だが国によって学生の年齢幅は異なる)の時、つまずいて前にいる女の子のスエットパンツを掴んでしまった。白地にピンクと紫のハートというあの光景は忘れがたいね。その後は一日中ずっと建物の中で座ってなきゃいけなかった。
I lost my bag in a supermarket, and a person doing work experience picked it up and to confirm it was mine when I went back for it he had to make me tell him what was in it, and I was so red XD In the end I said "panties" really quietly and he checked and saw my underwear with frills and a strawberry pattern
・スーパーでバッグをなくした時、店員が拾ってくれてたから取りに行ったんだけど、本人かどうか確認するために中身を言わなきゃいけなかったの。だから小さい声で「パンツです」って答えた。私のフリルとイチゴ模様のついたパンツを彼に見られた。
i had a moment i was in my bathroom (it has two halves with a door in between) i walk out of the back half and my best friend (a girl) was getting into her swimsuit we just stood for about 5 seconds than I walked back and said "tell me when your done" (thank God i have photographic memory)
・うちのバスルームにいた時(ドアを2つに分割してあるんだが)、一つ目のドアから出たら女友達が水着に着替えてるところだった。5秒くらいお互いに静止してから、私は引き返して「終わったら知らせてくれ」と言った。私に写真のような鮮明な記憶を与えてくれた神よ、ありがとう。
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2100レス(141ページ)もある中から面白そうなものをピックアップしたけど、やけに「胸にタッチした」人が多かった件。欧米はスキンシップもあるし、個人空間が狭いからかな?西洋は風呂とトイレが一体化してるからシャワーシーン遭遇率も高いわけだよ(てか急いでたら回避不可能だろう?)。
マルコポーロゲームは一人が目隠しして鬼になり、鬼が「マルコ」と言ったら逃げる側は「ポーロ」と言って自分の場所を教える遊び。言わなかったらその人が鬼になり、水中に潜ってる間はポーロと言わなくていいらしい。お前達はどこの殿様だ!
と、本当にこれが釣りだったら嵐のごときスパム攻撃でサイトを潰されそうなのでちゃんと書いておこう。本文と訳文を一緒に載せたから若者たちはこれで少しは英語に興味持った?
元スレはこちら
Last week my friend's sister asked her parents that could she have her graduation party in their home, and the parents agreed...
When the weekend came parents left the house and went somewhere...and we agreed that my friend was coming to my place, then we left the house and leaved her with her girl friends prepairing for the party....on the way my friend noticed that he forgot his wallet, and so we went back to get it. We entered the house went up-stairs, he went to get the wallet from his room and I dont know why I didnt go with him I told him that I'd wait for him at the stairs...and so I waited but he didnt come for a while..the bathroom in their house is right next to the stairs, she didnt know that we came back, and when her friends started yelling camon whats taking you so long..she said nothing im on my way and she came running naked from the bathroom going to her room which is down-stairs.. she was running and bumped on my back on the stairs, I allmost fell, and turned my head to see what had happened and there she was Just like every time im at their house except that shes naked this time, She SCREAMED like hell and slapped me.
・先週、友達の家で卒業パーティをやる事をむこうの両親が許してくれた。両親はその日は外出して、私たちは他の友達も呼ぶことになったから女友達に準備を任せて私たちは彼女の家から離れたわけだ。でも途中、一人が財布を忘れた事に気付いて引き返すことに。家に入って階段の上でそいつが部屋から財布を取ってくるのを待った(私はなぜか部屋に入らなかったんだ)。なかなか彼は戻ってこない。その家はバスルームが階段の隣にあって、彼女は私たちが戻ってるのを知らなかったんだな。別の女友達が「早く来てよ。なんでそんなに時間かかるの?」と言い、彼女は「なんでもない。すぐ行く」と階下にある自分の部屋へ走って行こうとした。私の背中とぶつかって(私は階段から落ちそうになった)、振り向いたら彼女がいつも通りの感じでそこにいた。裸だったという点を除いて。彼女は死ぬほど悲鳴をあげて私を引っ叩いた。
me and some people were visiting a sick friend and she was wearing her PJs, so i was trying to get her to sign my yearbook and she leans forward a little to sign it. Her PJ top was a little too large for her so it showed more of her chest than she probably not wanted me to see
・病気になってる友達の家に何人かで行った。彼女はパジャマを着てて、それがちょっと大きめのものだったから、私が学年アルバムに署名を頼んだとき、彼女が前かがみになると胸の見えちゃいけない所まで見てしまった。
I went to my friends house to see her anime collection and when I went to her room (I forgot to knock) I entered while she was changing and she threw her stuff toy on her bed to me to keep me away
・友達の家にアニメのコレクションを見に行ったとき、ノックを忘れて彼女に部屋に入ったら着替え中だった。ベッドの上のおもちゃを投げつけられた。
So my sister and her friend were preparing for prom or banquet or whatever and i was in my room (door closed). i leave to go get a mountain dew and apparently lauren (sisters friend) had to go get something from a different room because as i walked out she walked out of the bathroom. naked.
・姉が友達とプロム(米国でよくある学年末のダンスパーティ)か宴会の準備をしてて、私がマウンテンデュー(炭酸飲料)を取りに行ったら、姉の友達のローレンがバスルームから裸で出てきた所だった。
2 years ago before going home i forgot my bag at my clasroom and when i opened the door two of my classmates (girls) were kissing and touching each others boobs. and when they saw me they cried and begged me not to tell anyone i felt sorry and agreed after they offered me money lol i should have f***ed them that time XD
・2年前の放課後、クラスに忘れ物を取りに戻ってドアを開けたらクラスメイトの女子2人がキスしながらお互いの胸に触ってる所だった。それから私を見て、誰にも言わないでと泣いて頼むし、お金まで渡してくるからさすがに気の毒になって了承した(笑)あの時、***してしまうべきだったか?
when i was in 8th grade when a girl sat on me and my hands we megicaly on her tits
・中2の時に女子がのしかかってきて、私の手が魔法のごとく彼女の胸に触れてた。
there a LOT of times first of at the science lab.. The teacher was telling us about the "Microscope" then the girl in front of me looked at the microscope and her I saw it all(i meant the boobs) the second time is (same girl AND the hottest girl in the class)she was assigning the special project then again..
・科学の実験室で何度もある。先生が顕微鏡の説明をした時、私の向かいの女子が顕微鏡を覗くと胸が丸見えになったんだよ。2回目の時もクラスで一番ホットなその女子は再び特別課題を任された…。
it was when I fell backwards on a chair while trying to catch an eraser and it turns out for some reason there was a girl wearing a skirt and boy was it a good view
・消しゴムを取ろうとして椅子の後ろを見たらスカートを穿いた女子がいた。男には良い眺めだったね。
my friends and i were playing marco polo in the pool. of course, i was it. one of my buddies who had been taunting me for the whole day yelled "marco" really loud right in my left ear. i thought i'd grab him fast and push him under (not in a malicious way, but you know, "rough housing"), but when i grabbed, i heard a high pitched female scream, and i couldn't tell what i had grabbed. opened my eyes and sure enough, i was grabbing the chest of one of my female friends. whew, awkward.
・マルコポーロゲーム(プールで行う目隠しの鬼ごっこ)をやってて、私の耳の傍でマルコとうるさく叫ぶ馬鹿を捕まえて沈めてやろうと(悪意はない。大騒ぎってそんなものだろ?)思ったが、何かを掴んだら女性の悲鳴が聞こえた。目を開けたら女友達の胸を掴んでた。あー、気まずかった。
my favorite was when we had a school play, when the stage was set, we had some problems about having so little space to change clothes (specially for those dual roles) and things. there were really hot fairies stripping(changing) clothes(to their undies") in front of us guys(well thats how we wanted it), we couldn't help it, the show must go on. the girls can't complain.
・学校の演劇をやった時、ステージが設置されると着替えるスペースが小さいって問題があったんだ。特に2つも役をもらった人に。ホットな妖精たちが僕たち男子の目の前で下着姿になって着替えなきゃいけなかった(僕たちには願ったり叶ったりだったが)。どうしようもなかったんだ。ショーは続けるしかなかったし、女性陣も不満は言えなかったのさ。
i went swimming with my cousins in a public pool and one of my cousins(girl) jumped on my back and wanted a piggy back ride. I felt her boobs pressing on my back, then my pinnacle of manliness got aroused and i threw her in the water. Even though it was just my back it was soft
・従姉妹たちと市民プールにいった時、彼女たちの一人が私の背中に飛び乗ってピギーバックをやろうとしたんだ。彼女の胸が背中に押し付けられて、私の男性的部分が刺激されそうになったから水面に振り落とした。たかが背中だけど、あれは柔らかかった。
I went to my bestfriend's house to see if she was ready for our trip with our friends on that day, and to my surprise she's still sleeping so her father asked me to wake her up so that we won't keep our friends waiting and waste our time, and as I went up to her room, I saw her with a blanket covering her body, that she is still sleeping and I even heard her snoring and as I approach her and tugged her to wake her up, she suddenly pushed the blanket away as if it was getting in the way of her sleep..and to my surprise there she was sleeping with nothing but her underwear, but what really surprised me is the fact that I didn't get out of the room but instead I approached her and tugged and tugged until she is barely awake and told her "hey I just learned that you sleep with only your underwear on" and that surprised her and gave me a powerul kick in my right shoulder
・友達が旅行の準備をできたかどうか見るため彼女の家に行ったら彼女はまだ寝てて、父親に起こしてきてくれと言われたから部屋に行ったら彼女はブランケットをかけたままだった。揺り動かしたら夢心地のままブランケットをどけて、驚いたことに彼女は下着姿で毛布をかけて寝てたんだ。もっと驚いた事実は、私が部屋から出ずに彼女をさらに揺らして目を覚まさせて「君って下着のまま寝るのか」と言ったら、驚いた彼女に思いきり肩を蹴られた事だ。
I saw a Really Cute Guy a long Time ago and My Skirt Blew Up RIGHT infront Of Him. >//< Omfg. After That He was Staring at Me...At Least I Got his attention...In a BAD way...
・だいぶ前に可愛い男を見かけた時、彼の目の前で私のスカートが舞い上がった。私を凝視してたから少なくとも気を引けたみたいね。悪い意味で。
in middle school i tripped and grabbed the pearson in front of me who was a girl and happed to be wearing sweats, i got a view that will not easily be forgotten it was white with pink and purple hearts, after that i has to sit in structure for the whole day
・ミドルスクール(中学校だが国によって学生の年齢幅は異なる)の時、つまずいて前にいる女の子のスエットパンツを掴んでしまった。白地にピンクと紫のハートというあの光景は忘れがたいね。その後は一日中ずっと建物の中で座ってなきゃいけなかった。
I lost my bag in a supermarket, and a person doing work experience picked it up and to confirm it was mine when I went back for it he had to make me tell him what was in it, and I was so red XD In the end I said "panties" really quietly and he checked and saw my underwear with frills and a strawberry pattern
・スーパーでバッグをなくした時、店員が拾ってくれてたから取りに行ったんだけど、本人かどうか確認するために中身を言わなきゃいけなかったの。だから小さい声で「パンツです」って答えた。私のフリルとイチゴ模様のついたパンツを彼に見られた。
i had a moment i was in my bathroom (it has two halves with a door in between) i walk out of the back half and my best friend (a girl) was getting into her swimsuit we just stood for about 5 seconds than I walked back and said "tell me when your done" (thank God i have photographic memory)
・うちのバスルームにいた時(ドアを2つに分割してあるんだが)、一つ目のドアから出たら女友達が水着に着替えてるところだった。5秒くらいお互いに静止してから、私は引き返して「終わったら知らせてくれ」と言った。私に写真のような鮮明な記憶を与えてくれた神よ、ありがとう。
PENTAX デジタルカメラ OPTIO E50 シルバー 810万画素 光学3倍ズーム
2100レス(141ページ)もある中から面白そうなものをピックアップしたけど、やけに「胸にタッチした」人が多かった件。欧米はスキンシップもあるし、個人空間が狭いからかな?西洋は風呂とトイレが一体化してるからシャワーシーン遭遇率も高いわけだよ(てか急いでたら回避不可能だろう?)。
マルコポーロゲームは一人が目隠しして鬼になり、鬼が「マルコ」と言ったら逃げる側は「ポーロ」と言って自分の場所を教える遊び。言わなかったらその人が鬼になり、水中に潜ってる間はポーロと言わなくていいらしい。お前達はどこの殿様だ!
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1. Posted by jocuri cu bratz 2011年08月05日 01:02
洗練されたデザインというのは無駄がない。
って答えは中学生のころに一回通過するよな
って答えは中学生のころに一回通過するよな