Stripping off my skin and letting you see my INSIDES.

I'VE FINALLY GOT AN OFF DAY!!! It's like the first time in like 1 MONTH?!

ok so i decided to stay up till late (if i can still last till then) and blog about MYSELF..

I know alot of ppl (i guess) thinks that they dont noe me well and find that I'm someone who does not reveal my WHOLE character to people..

Well, GOOD NEWS for those of you who thinks that way!!

Cuz Im gonna blog about MY LITTLE KNOWN FACTS today!

ok, lets get the ball rolling... (and doraemon crying)

FACT #1 : I FART ALOTT.

Explaination: Yes, I fart alot in the recent years and I dont noe why.. Most of the time I let out the silent killer type but I do have the loud and proud type sometimes too.. The worst farting experience is when I had my first intermediate jap lesson in simei, I sat in front of the whole class and farted the "LOUD AND PROUD" fart. I dont noe whether anyone noticed it but I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO GO FIND OUT.

FACT #2 : I HATE SALIVA!

Explaination: OBVIOUSLY not my own saliva.. I HATE IT when ppl talk to me and suddenly one drop of their saliva (even a tiny one) just landed on ANY PART OF MY CLOTHES/BODY.. I experienced b4 my mp supervisor talked to me and his saliva SPAT ON MY JACKET... THATS DISGUSTING.
Oh, and I also cant stand those ppl who accumulates saliva at the sides of their mouth when they talk... SUCK IT UP DUDE!!

FACT #3 : I alwys think that I'm fat.

Explaination: YES I AM FAT! NOBODY SAYS IM SKINNY ANYMORE!! I have the habit of weighing myself regularly and I will be in a bad mood whenever my weight increases.

FACT #4 : I DO NOT HAVE IDEAL BOYFRIEND EXPECTATIONS

Explaination: If u ask me what kind of expectations I have for a lover, I would just say "whatever my heart tells me lor".. All the guys I like dont have something in common (except for the fact that they are MALES).. I can like someone who is younger than me, I oso can like someone who is ugly, handsome, fat, skinny, etc..... But I have expectations for an ideal idol... Like I will go for male singers/actors who has PRETTY FACES... eg. yamapi.. HAA

FACT #5 : I DO NOT REALLY LIKE BABY/TODDLER/CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 12

Explaination: Shoutout to all mothers of the above described! PLS DONT LET UR CHILDREN COME NEAR ME..
I don't exactly DISLIKE them ya know, it's just that I dont like them running ard and screaming at the top of their voices and acting so childishly (well, DUH cuz they r children).... But I have exceptional cases for this... I LOVE them when they r quiet/slping.. Like today, I saw this twin babies and they r SO QUIET!! I LOVE THEM and I played wif them.. (P.S: I wanna have twins too!!! )

Okay, I cant think of anymore "little known facts" about myself at the moment.. I'll update u guys about it when something comes to my mind..

Ok! End of entry wif a daily dosage of DR SEUSS!!

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”

Ciaoz and ENOY UR GOOD WEEK AHEAD! (Of course this is a fake wish to everyone cuz I know nobody enjoys their time when the week starts)

BLOODY PUS WITH CHOCOLATE???

I don't have any mood to blog.. I've just came back from my work, and its so tiring... (I talked with my colleagues all the way)

Talking is tiring too ya know..

Today I was helping out in a wedding as the lighting designer ($50 for 1.5 hour) and they changed the program last minute..

It was already 20 mins to the wedding.. =/

My life is like a roller coaster... I nearly screwed up with the lights leh... It feels like as if the couple's "happiness" were nearly ruined at my hands...

Oh ya, and for my title which has totally no link to the entry i typed, thats because I wanted to attract u guys to read it hahahaha

Time for DR SEUSS!!

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” - DR SEUSS

I'm done here cya soon!

Green Eggs And Ham = food poisoning

“I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”

I found this quote on the internet and i remembered reading it in dr seuss' book when i was very young....

I LOVE dr seuss' books.. I LOVE HIS CHIM-BUT-VERY-INTERESTING QUOTES!!

I love his quotes so much that I decided to post one quote at the end of every entry i post from now on.

For some of you who DO NOT KNOW who Dr Seuss is, here is a quote from him which you may find it familiar..

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr Seuss

As I said I am currently working as a promoter at BHG, but its only for 3 weeks.. Till oct 10++ I cant rmb..

AND I had alredy been so sick of standing around and looking at so many weird people while trying to force out a smile for them as they do super weird things!

I hate to force myself to be friendly with people whom i dont wanna be friendly to. You know, it feels like having your 1000000 word report which you spent 3 days and 3 nights working on and its being pooped all over by your teacher/supervisor/lecturer/lab tutor/barnabas? (yeah I said it)

and thats how it feels. (But who in the world writes a million worded report anyway?)

Okay, all jokes aside, I really want you guys to know how bad I felt and how stressed up I became after working in BHG. Got "lectured" by supervisor, then manager, but then "luckily" escaped scoldings from the BOSS.

I cant believe how blessed I was that day, being able to escape the scolding which I'm supposed to get when I painted my colleague's nails during work in front of the BOSS.

Thanks to someone else who did smth and the BOSS turned her attention to other people... I was blessed to escape the "death row"

But anyway as I was saying, I WILL NEVER CHOOSE TO BE A PROMOTER EVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

U write that? Ladies and gentlemen. girls and boys, cats and dogs, cows and frogs...

Ok, I am not going to be long winded and whiny anymore about my pathetic promoter life cuz it will get..... well, pathetic.

So to end this entry, lets read a quote from Dr. Seuss!

Read it out lous everyone!

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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr Seuss

Have a great start-of-the-week everyone!

RACISM, MURDER AND DRUGS

I'm very lazy to type a complete whole entry for you guys but I really wanna say smth abt miley's tweet..

"It feels so good to cry in the booth."

Did you see that? This tweet looks like 28-lettered depression note. Is it me or is she suffering from depression?

I don't see the point of having a twitter btw, it's like typing a MSN personal message, since I can type it on msn, why must i do it on twitter?

Anyway, if you want me to use twitter like every bimbo else, PLEASE give me some enlightenment..

And as I was talking to my good fren yest, we were critisizing ourselves for being racists, I dont think that we are racists cuz we dont hit other people form other races or mock them (at least not in front of them)..

Jus joking! How can I be a racist? I live in the sunny island ya know. I cant afford to be one!

But seriously.

I dont think I am a racist................... yet.

But I'm trying to pull myself away from racism.. Cuz Im an asian, and i understand how it feels to be discriminated..

Thanks to miley cyrus. (is she racist? find out for youself. (:)

I'm going to work at the oh-so-boring-and-tiring BHG tmr, anyone wanna buy nail polishes? They are from france and I assure you good prices!

At least better than O.P.I

yeah I said it.

shagged

I'm so worn out these days my gosh...

I've been standing all the way for like many hours and I know I shudnt whine abt this cause all promoters are like that too...

But I'm just a whiner.. what to do..

I looove to complain abt alot of things...

During these days when i was working, I talked to alot of aunties and I find that they r v funny lor..

Is it really fun to talk to them or am I going to become an aunty myself?

I really like to join in their "gossip session" and alot of aunty stuff like trying alot of testers and such..

I am LOUSY at sales, cuz I dont have the charisma and the interest to do it either, but who cares? I just wanna join the AUNTY GANG..

I found out that one promoter beside my counter is same age as me and her bd is one day after mine.. haha so qiao..

There are alot of foriegners working in the dept store.. Mostly china ppl... But i oso like to join them in their conversation, and I like to SLANG my chinese when i talk to them

But I am not v strong in my chinese, so I kept mixing in eng words.. But thats ok, they understand

Oh no, I've becoming a person whom I dislike.. I dont wana be a cheena aunty leh!!

I HATE MYSELF!!!



jus kidding.. I cant be cheena cuz my cheenese very lousy..

I love talking to the aunties there u noe.. Like can learn alot of things from them.. I am an aunty trainee hahaha

Theres this aunty, when i asked her whether she got any children, she said no..

When i asked her why she doesnt have any, she said that she had some but they were either aborted or miscarriaged..

I dono how to react to this answer, so i just kept quiet.. I feel sad for her somehow, and i think my face showed this sad expression unknowingly, den dono whether isit my eyes playing tricks or wad, but i think i saw her eyes tearing.. But the tears never drop..

I let aunties try my products like hand scrubs and nail polishes, den they were so amazed for some unknown reason and their expressions were priceless.. SO FUNNY!

I miss lawsons' lemon chicken.. I MISS LAWSONS!!! WHY SG DON HAVE LAWSONS..

Btw lawsons is a convenience store in japan.. I LOVE IT MORE THAN 7-11/cheers/whatever u can think of

The dept store was freaking cold today, maybe cuz sunday, den on stronger..

Tmr is my death date.. I kept saying abt all my death DATES, but all of them are real... And tmr is the WORST ONEEEE!!

I realy hope the anesthetic works on me. I read this FML in the FML website, got one person underwent a PAINFUL operation, only to find out that he/she is immune to laughing gas and dono wad some kind of anesthetic..

HAHA, thats really a FML if its me.. Omg I hope i am not saying any bad words..

As many of u may know, I dont say curses or swears, but just like any other human, there are times when I feel like shooting out a bad word outta my mouth u noe..

Instead I found some "replacements" for those bad words.. Like for example, i say "shucks!" or "fish!"

Actually i dont say shucks and fish, but its just a description..

I say "shit" alot of times, and i think i need to change that.. Can u give me some ideas on wad words which I can use to replace these bad words?

Like words with no meaning to replace the bad words.. For example, "bobba".. HAHA thats so habbo..

I stopped playing habbo for like few years now i guess.. I dont care either.. Thats a boring place anyway..

I'VE GROWN UP, so i dont use habbo.. U noe who uses habbo? My pri 5 cousin..

yeah, he somemore is the dono what club one la.. WASte money lor... just like my bro waste money on maple.. and me wasting money on........ i dono, clothes maybe?

HAHA

I really mus shit liao... today only shit halfway cuz the toilet is squat one, my legs v tired..

Sorry ar, I alwys end my entries with me wanting to pass out my faeces... dono how to spell la

Anyway, happy F1 day! Altho its late now..

A "wow" video to endthis entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uad17d5hR5s

as usual, pls copy n paste in ur browser..

P.S: Miley cyrus' tweets seems like they are from a depressed emo cutting herself.