May 16, 2005
sudo 使うと気分悪いわ
sudo コマンドを実行した際、パスワードの入力を間違えると、時々ムカつくメッセージやら、おもしろいメッセージやらがランダムで登場します。
% sudo vipw Password: Maybe if you used more than just two fingers... Password: BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another! Password: stty: unknown mode: doofus sudo: 3 incorrect password attemptsちょっとおもしろムカつきつつ、なんだか全種類が知りたくなった。。。
ってことで、
sudo-1.6.8p8 から、メッセージ集を作ってみました。作成方法はいたって簡単。
% tar zxvf sudo-1.6.8p8.tar.gz
% find sudo-1.6.8p8 -name ins_\*.h -exec grep '^ *"' {} \; \
| perl -p -e 's/^\s+"(.+?)",/$1/' \
| sort
こんなです。
で、完成したおもしろムカつきメッセージ集はこんなカンジ。... and it used to be so popular... And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven. And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist! Are you on drugs? BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another! Do you think like you type? Harm can come to a young lad like that! Have a gorilla... Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga? He has fallen in the water! Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight! I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler. I don't wish to know that. I feel much better now. I have been called worse. I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home I've seen penguins that can type better than that. It can only be attributed to human error. It's only your word against mine. Just what do you think you're doing Dave? Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash. Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash. Maybe if you used more than just two fingers... My mind is going. I can feel it. My pet ferret can type better than you! No soap, honkie-lips. Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly. Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene. Take a stress pill and think things over. That's something I cannot allow to happen. The more you drive -- the dumber you get. There must be cure for it! There's a lot of it about, you know. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. We'll all be murdered in our beds! What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? Where did you learn to type? Wrong! You cheating scum! Ying Tong Iddle I Po You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu You can't get the wood, you know. You do that again and see what happens... You gotta go owwwww! You silly, twisted boy you. You speak an infinite deal of nothing You type like i drive. You'll starve! Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it? stty: unknown mode: doofus以上、50 パターン。
意外に多かったですね。。。
弊社の某 I 氏曰く、
「
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? が出てきた時は "ビンゴ！" って思うね」だそうな…。いやぁ…個人的にそれが一番キライ…。
ということで、皆さんの嫌い or 好きな、おもしろムカつきメッセージはどれですか？
