sudo 使うと気分悪いわ - にぽたん研究所

May 16, 2005

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sudo コマンドを実行した際、パスワードの入力を間違えると、時々ムカつくメッセージやら、おもしろいメッセージやらがランダムで登場します。
% sudo vipw
Password:
Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
Password:
BOB says:  You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!
Password:
stty: unknown mode: doofus
sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts
ちょっとおもしろムカつきつつ、なんだか全種類が知りたくなった。。。
ってことで、sudo-1.6.8p8 から、メッセージ集を作ってみました。
作成方法はいたって簡単。
% tar zxvf sudo-1.6.8p8.tar.gz
% find sudo-1.6.8p8 -name ins_\*.h -exec grep '^ *"' {} \; \
  | perl -p -e 's/^\s+"(.+?)",/$1/' \
  | sort
こんなです。 で、完成したおもしろムカつきメッセージ集はこんなカンジ。



... and it used to be so popular...
And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.
And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist!
Are you on drugs?
BOB says:  You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!
Do you think like you type?
Harm can come to a young lad like that!
Have a gorilla...
Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?
He has fallen in the water!
Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!
I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.
I don't wish to know that.
I feel much better now.
I have been called worse.
I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home
I've seen penguins that can type better than that.
It can only be attributed to human error.
It's only your word against mine.
Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.
Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.
Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
My mind is going. I can feel it.
My pet ferret can type better than you!
No soap, honkie-lips.
Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage
Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.
Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.
Take a stress pill and think things over.
That's something I cannot allow to happen.
The more you drive -- the dumber you get.
There must be cure for it!
There's a lot of it about, you know.
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
We'll all be murdered in our beds!
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Where did you learn to type?
Wrong!  You cheating scum!
Ying Tong Iddle I Po
You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu
You can't get the wood, you know.
You do that again and see what happens...
You gotta go owwwww!
You silly, twisted boy you.
You speak an infinite deal of nothing
You type like i drive.
You'll starve!
Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?
stty: unknown mode: doofus
以上、50 パターン。
意外に多かったですね。。。

弊社の某 I 氏曰く、
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? が出てきた時は "ビンゴ!" って思うね」だそうな…。

いやぁ…個人的にそれが一番キライ…。



ということで、皆さんの嫌い or 好きな、おもしろムカつきメッセージはどれですか?

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1. sudoでパスワード間違えた時のムカツクメッセージ集  [ ベイエリア情報局 ]   May 17, 2005 15:36
sudo 使うと気分悪いわ sudoでパスワードの入力ミスをした時のメッセージ集。 こんなにいっぱいあったんですね。おもしろいです。 結構意味が分からないのもいっぱいあります。 Where did you learn to type? なんかはかなりムカツキますね
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Comments

1. Posted by miyagawa   May 16, 2005 21:25
sudo を初回起動したときにでる、
"With great power comes great responsibility" (c) Spiderman
が好き。
2. Posted by nipotan   May 16, 2005 21:37
おぉぉ、こういうやつですね。

% sudo vipw
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

Password:

この #3)

スパイダーマンの中の言葉だったのか…
(映画見ない人間だから全然知らんかった)
3. Posted by チルエア   May 16, 2005 22:18
takah氏といっしょに端末見てたときに
your pet ferret can type better than you.
ってでたときは二人で大笑いしました。ちょっとかわいいけどむかつく。
4. Posted by チルエア   May 16, 2005 22:22
映画ってことで言うと
My mind is going. I can feel it.
は2001年宇宙の旅のHAL9000のセリフですね。超有名。
Dave, I can read your rips. こわ〜!
5. Posted by チルエア   May 16, 2005 22:25
ごめんripじゃなくて、lip。
Rest In Peace>おれ
6. Posted by nipotan   May 16, 2005 22:30
最初一個一個和訳しようかとオモタけど、面倒だったのと、そういう元ネタがある系がわからなかったので和訳せんかったとです。
HAL9000 自体が何だかわからんかったぐらい映画知らんし… orz
7. Posted by さむ   May 18, 2005 15:21
what?の繰り返しが一番むかつくね…
あとお前ゴリラ?みたいな文とか………
全和訳キボンヌ。
8. Posted by ねね   May 19, 2005 12:39
酢堂大雑とか知ってる?
9. Posted by nipotan   May 19, 2005 13:26
なんすかそれ?
10. Posted by ねね   May 20, 2005 23:48
はい。
http://www.max.hi-ho.ne.jp/mi_na/love/l_yasu.html
だから何だと…言われても困りますが。

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