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NO1 ★9,June,2017 RADIO JACK theGazettE All mamber
https://www.mediafire.com/?ch50c7y6y5zneje

RADIO JACK 23.06.2017

I made Spanish in English from one site. The copyright is in Radio of theGazettE.
I thank the person who made it to Spanish

あるサイトからスペイン語を英語にしました。著作権はtheGazettEのラジオにあります。
スペイン語訳に感謝します。

Kai: Well, since we have not been in touch with the fans for some time, why do not we just let everyone know what we've been doing lately? We'll start with Ruki.
(Laughs)
Uruha: Everyone knows it. (Everyone is waiting for you to mention NDNU but it does not)
Ruki: Well, yesterday, I took my dog, Koron-san, to the dentist, to get rid of the tartar.
Kai: What? Must we take the tartar off the dogs?
Reita: This is very random news.
Ruki: Yes you have to, just like humans. So we went, and it was my first going to that place, to that special place ... so they before doing it ... this lady holds them by the legs [limbs].
Reita: Yours?
(Laughs)
Aoi: That's funny
Ruki: Anyway, so she held her legs, and I was like, "good boy! Good boy!" And when they get the tartar they use that thing like ... I do not know pincers ... I do not know, that cutter thing.
Kai: What ?! Do they have to use something dangerous like that ?!
Ruki: And they go like bang! And they take it out like bam! And tartar comes out like, pop! Anyway, he did not cry at all and waited so patiently, so he was praised, and he was so proud of himself.
(Laughs)
Kai: This is very random news.
Reita: Were you holding him too? Or were you just watching?
Ruki: I was seeing Koron's face all the time.
All: Awww ...
Kai: What about you, Aoi? Are you in for something recently?
Aoi: Hmmm ... recently ... well, I've been playing the guitar.
Kai: No, I mean, were not you talking about something on social networks? Something that you liked?
Aoi: Oh, yes. My old computer ...
Kai: You decided you like it?
Aoi: Yes, yes, yes, yes ...
Kai: I see, well ... we have festivals and things to come
Aoi: Yes, so I hope I can use it there.
Kai: Do you practice at home? (Laughs)
Aoi: Well, I'm writing songs.
Kai: (trying not to laugh) I see
Aoi: What's wrong?
Reita: Leader, you're so bad at this!
(Kai laughs)
Ruki: Can not hold a conversation
Reita: Was it even fun?
Aoi: Seriously, calm down.
Kai: Well, anyway, what about you, Uruha?
Uruha: A novelty? Hmm ... well, just like Aoi, I guess.
Kai: Are you playing the guitar?
Uruha: Yes
Aoi: What a coincidence.
(Kai laughing)
Uruha: Yes, I'm trying to write songs.
Kai: Do I have to keep this going?
Reita: Keep it up !!
Kai: Hey ... on June 9 ... you do not ...
(Everyone except Uruha laugh)
Uruha: I did not even mention my birthday
Kai: Well, it's Uruha's birthday anyway!
All: Yaaaay !! (applause)
Uruha: Thank you
Kai: And we've prepared something for you!
(It is a cake)
Reita: WOW! He did that !!!
Kai: Well, let's sing then! We sang? (Sounds like a mom)
Ruki: Yes, of course
Kai: All right! Ready, let's go!
(Supposedly Kai is clapping to keep up the pace while everyone sings very half and terribly)
Uruha: Just stop.
(They do not stop)
Uruha: Okay, can I blow the candles?
Kai: Yes, go ahead!
(Uruha blows the candles)
(Everyone applauds)
Aoi: How many cakes we must have eaten in 15 years ...
Reita: Damn ... how many cakes ...
Uruha: This cake is very elegant.
(All speak for about 15 seconds)
Kai: Well, anyway, this is just the day of the recording, but [when this is broadcast] I hope you have a happy birthday.
Uruha: Thank you -
Reita: But - wait a minute!
(Kai laughs)
Reita: Mine will have already passed ... so it does not matter?
Uruha: I mean ... the day of the recording is closer to his birthday ....
Ruki: Yes ...
Kai: Are you angry ?! Are you angry?!
Aoi: I'm sorry! I am sorry!
Kai: Reita is upset !! Do we have something for Reita? Do not???
Uruha: Well, then, we can share this cake!
Reita: No, it's fine!
Aoi: Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Kai: HERE, WE WILL GIVE YOU THESE CUCUMBERS
Reita: CUCUMBERS
(They start clapping and singing Happy Birthday to Reita but they just laugh)
Ruki: Omg was not joking
Reita: (laughing) They're so small.
Kai: Happy birthday!
Ruki: Happy Birthday
Kai: Reita is upset.
Reita: Whatever, should I blow the candles now?
Kai: All right!
Reita: Well, everybody gather around!
Ruki: They're going to fly everywhere.
(Laughs)
(Reita blows the candles)
(Everyone applauds)
Kai: Happy birthday!
Reita: I really do not care, this is your day! [To Uruha]
Kai: I was just going in order, Ruki, Aoi, Uruha, and then you.
Uruha: I knew this was going to happen
Reita: But before I could say my novelty, you did the Uruha thing and you got the cake and everything, so I was like "hm well, so it is."
Kai: Yes, I thought you might upset yourself.
Kai: So, both (Reita and Uruha) have received a lot of messages
Uruha: Posts
Kai: (laughing) Yeah, messages, so I'm going to read them, okay? (Read Uru's first message): "Uruha-san, happy birthday! I love to see you playing the guitar, you look so cool and attractive and like you're having a lot of fun! This: "June 9, Rock Day, (6/9 = roku / kurokku = rock lol) It's Uruha-san's birthday! Happy birthday! I hope this is a great day and the beginning of a great year ". Bieeen: "Happy birthday, Uruha-san! You looked great in your shorts and boots in Gudon no Sakura, as usual, I hope you wear them again."
Uruha: Thank you.
Kai: Well and here's one for Reita
Reita: Okay
Kai: Uhhhhh ...
Reita: Is there one for me?
Kai: Yes, there is. Uhhh ... "May 27, Happy Birthday Reita!"
Reita: Thank you
Kai: "Since the Shonan boys have been good friends since elementary school, do they have birthday stories from when they were students?"
Reita and Uruha: Uhh I do not think so, right?
Kai: (laughs) Anything?
Uruha: Nah, just recently ...
Kai: Oh, I see! Did not you celebrate it then?
Reita: Did someone do it? Were they celebrating their birthdays at the time?
Ruki: Um, we had birthday parties.
Aoi: When we were kids
Kai: Yes ... did not you?
(All this time Reita and Uruha are mumbling in the background like "birthday party? Did we have that?")
Uruha: I do not really remember celebrating
Kai: You've never liked having people in your-
Reita and Uruha: Nah
Kai: What? As if you had people in your house ...
Ruki: All your friends who live nearby come ...
Reita: Ah, yes! I did that until first or second grade.
Ruki: Yes?
Reita: Oh, if we're talking about a long time ago, then yes ...
Ruki: It's okay
Kai: (laughing) I guess you do not have any particular story then
Reita: Yes, I suppose.
Kai: Well, what happened recently? A birthday story of the two of you
Uruha: Of the two of us?
Kai: I mean, you guys are close, right?
Uruha: I do not know, we've never celebrated our birthdays together.
Kai: Ah, just in times like today?
Uruha: Yes, yes
Reita: That's really true!
Kai: Even if they are close?
Reita: (laughing) What does that have to do with anything?
Kai: I mean the dates! The dates are together, you know?
Uruha: Well, when we were students we would go out together every day, so we really did not think about our birthdays.
Reita: Yes, I do not remember doing anything for our birthdays (laughs)
Kai: But you know, the fact that they get older and are able to hold it together like that, it's ... wonderful, I guess.
Reita and Uruha: Yes.
Uruha gives Reita coffee beans
Kai: Ok Reita, how about you give us your novelty now?
Reita: Man, are we still at it?
Kai: Update us !!
Reita: Uhh ... I'm really into the coffee.
Kai: ... What kind?
Reita: Uh ... pure coffee beans
Kai: From scratch?
Reita: From scratch.
(Aoi laughing)
Reita: I'll pick it up myself
Reita: Yes, recently, Uruha-kun gave me some coffee beans ... I put them in a ziploc and everything
Kai: (laughing) O-hoh!
Reita: They were delicious
(Laughs)
Uruha: It's a good story to tell
(Aoi is still laughing)
Reita: Yes, and then on my birthday, all the members sent me a message ... and Uruha-kun said he would give me more coffee beans.
Uruha: You do not have to talk about this, please
Aoi: Man, I was thinking ...
Reita: About the coffee beans?
Aoi: No ... you know how when it's someone's birthday, you send them happy birthday
Reita: Yes, yes
Aoi: ... Do you have to post it later on social networks too?
Reita: (laughing) What are you talking about? It's not like there's a rule.
Aoi: Well, you were: "it's Reita's birthday"
Kai: Well, you have not published anything!
Aoi: Yes, I know
Kai: So you wrote him?
Aoi: Yes
Reita: Wait ... that you drew (Aoi) ... from me like a star ...
Kai: Was it just because we told you [to post something]?
Aoi: Well ... yes
(Laughs)
Reita: But I do not want you to misunderstand it, before uploading something on social networks we have already sent a message in private.
Ruki: Yes, it's just Reita writing on social networks to look better.
Reita: Yes, just me.
(Laughs)
Reita: Anyway, do not misunderstand, we all mess with each other.
Ruki: But Kai-kun is always ready with his Snoopy.
(Laughing)
Uruha: And your novelty, Kai?
Ruki: Oh yes!
Kai: Me? My novelty ... uh ... I reorganized my loans!
(CHA-CHING * sound effect *)
(Laughs)
Kai: I did a preliminary study.
(All laughing and making fun of him)
Kai: I thought you would congratulate me
All: Congratulations
Kai: (laughing) Thank you. Well, anyway, about the messages we're taking for the show ... next time we'll be Ruki and I, with beef or chicken theme ... (description of reading): "Most of the People are probably going to be okay with any of them, but they can not just choose it that way. We are taking their messages where they will have to choose between the two, and we will answer which is better. " Beef or chicken.
Kai: In that segment we will be receiving your messages, and then of course the segment "Dark Side" and "Battle of Sounds", where fans will send some recording or voice message of some sounds, and we have to guess what it is . Like, you know, what this sound is doing ...
Reita: Or like, "guess what I'm eating right now?"
Kai: Yeah, and ... wait, what?
(Aoi laughing)
Kai: I mean yes, or something, something like that! Just a sound, you know? So, "what am I eating" is fine, or how ... (laughs) What am I doing now? (Laughs) That sort of thing
Aoi: I'm sorry to you all, I just ...
Kai: What's wrong?
Aoi: Sorry, I'm just watching and I'm hungry.
(Laughs)
Kai: Oh, the cake!
Reita: It's been right in front of us all this time
Aoi: For God's sake, just take it now!
Kai: Do you want to take it with you?
Reita: We're going to have to remove it, yes ... My stomach is growling
(Laughs)
Uruha: Is your stomach growling?
Aoi: To be honest, that was me right now.
Reita: My mouth is watering
Uruha: Is it bad?
Aoi: Yes.
(Laughs)
Kai (reading the email): "Hello everyone, glad to meet you! This is a suggestion for a new segment - how about 'Intro Quiz?' (A game where you have to guess the song only with the intro) Of course they do not have to be - (laughs) - the GazettE's songs - "
(Laughs)
Reita: (breaking from laughter) It's so noisy.
(Laughs)
Aoi: Oh for God's sake, oh my God
(Aoi's stomach roared)
Reita: Grgrgrgr
Aoi: Hey what's that sound? [Referring to the segment where fans will send sounds and they have to guess what it is]
(Laughs)
Reita: So it's begun!
Ruki: HUHUHU
Aoi: That was fun ~
Kai: So anyway (giggles) are suggesting "Intro Quiz". Another: "Congratulations on starting Radio Jack! It has been so boring since Rajigaze ended and there have been no concerts, but those days are finally over." I thought of a segment for the show: Poems of a Fangirl. ? Do you understand what 'hikikomogomo' shit means?
Reita: Um I use that word almost every day
(Laughs)
Kai: Shut up.

(N / T: citing Wack says he had to look and apparently means "ups and downs, joy and pain", I guess being a fangirl is an emotional roller coaster lol)

Kai: "We can send 5-7-5 format poems about our lives." Another, "I was thinking that scary stories would be a good thing - paranormal stories or stories about scary people - any kind of scary story, and then you could gauge how scary it was." Oooo, "Strange food combinations. People send out combinations of foods that look strange, but actually are good, and then you really taste them-" Does that mean we have to eat them here? (Laughter)
Uruha: Really?
Kai: Well, there are many ideas, like taking calls from listeners ... all sorts of things, anyway, we'll keep reading your ideas. But of the ones I read now, are there any that would seem to work?
Ruki: I think the poem was interesting.
Uruha: Yes
Kai: The poems of a Fangirl?
Reita: Make one right now.
Kai: (laughing) Please.
Uruha: Not even a fangirl lol
Ruki: Why are you looking at me?
Kai: So should we do this? Let's keep it as an idea that we will use later. Poems of a Fangirl.
Reita: I'm wondering how we're going to use that on the radio- like, we read it, and then what?
(Kai laughs)
Reita: Like, "oh geniaaal ..."
Uruha: Rate them!
Ruki: Yes, we're going to have some sent.
Kai: Yes let's do it! And what else ... Intro Quiz?
Ruki: With the songs of the GazettE?
Kai: No, they do not have to be!
Aoi: Yes
Kai: Yes?
Ruki: But if it's with GazettE's of course we're going to guess
Kai: Yes, right ...
Aoi: Let's think about it.
Kai: (laughing) Well, anyway, for now we've decided on the Poems of a Fangirl.
Reita: And we're still taking ideas, so ...
Ruki: Well, that one was interesting too, the uhh, the one about the food.
Kai: Ahhh yes, where we have to eat -
Aoi: Let's do that now. Let's do that right now.
(Kai laughing)
Ruki: Well, it should be something that cheers us up.
Kai: Ahh, you're right ...
Ruki: Like, when people message us with their problems, or things from the dark side, they're a bit reassuring.
Reita: that's fine! All right!
Kai: ¿???
Reita: I wrote a poem!
Kai: It's okay
Reita: Well, here it is -
Aoi: Wait, my stomach
(Laughs)
Reita: HEY What was that sound ???
Ruki: Okay, come on
Reita: "After doing headbanging and buying goods, I can not move my neck."
(In Japan saying you can not move your neck is like a fad to say you're broken so Reita is making a pun)
Everyone: Ahhhhh !!!
Reita: Got it? Because their necks hurt, and they spend all their money.
All: Ahh I see.
Reita: What do you think?
All: you're good
(They are talking to each other now, but Ruki suggests giving something to people whose poems are good and then someone suggests decals)
Kai: Stickers? Anyway, we will do something to them.
Reita: You can simply download a photo and make them yourself
(Laughs)
Kai: "Nickname, 24 hour ojisan".
Reita: (laughs) he's an ojisan lmao
Kai: (laughs) "To everyone, congratulations on starting radio-jack! I'm so happy to be able to listen to the radio with you all together, and I'm really excited about your live outdoors this summer! But I'm quite calm when I'm driving, and I worry about having to talk to my friend while I'm driving.Any of you change personality when you're driving? Also, I think Aoi-san and Reita-san drove to Enoshima Shonan) for some fanclub stuff and I wondered how his driving was. "
Reita: Did we go to Enoshima?
Literally All: Yes, we did
Uruha: For the newsletter, right? (For something of the Garish or things like that)
Kai: Yes, we went to Enoshima for that.
Reita: Was not it Kamakura or something?
All at the same time: No, no, we went to Kamakura
Ruki: We went all the way to Enoshima (beyond Kamakura), then came back.
Reita: Oh, Kamakura is near Enoshima?
Kai: (laughing) Yeah, it's close.
Reita: Oh, well, we took the car from Enoshima ... "After doing headbanging ..."
(Laughs)
(Reita began to read her poem again)
Uruha: I wonder if our personalities change when we are driving
Ruki: I do not think ... .but when you were driving, you seemed more adult. I was like, "Damn, he's good at this."
Kai: Oh, Reita?
Ruki: I do not know, like, if you're a girl and you see a guy going back ... (N / T: then everything is double meaning lol)
Reita: This should not be dirty, should it?
(Everyone laughs)
Kai: Retracing, Retracting
(Ruki said bakku which can mean "going backwards in a car" so it probably means flipping and looking at a guy while going in reverse in the car, but bakku also means fucking someone from behind)
Ruki: Anyway, does not it make butterflies in your stomach?
Reita: Like, if you're backing up and you like to put your hand on the passenger seat, right?
Uruha: Um I'm pretty sure you do not?
Aoi: Yes, I do not
Uruha: Yes, I do not either.
Reita: So? (I think he's showing them)
Aoi: ... No ...
Reita: Do not you look behind you?
Uruha: I just do not turn my head around so much
Ruki: But yeah, if you can not get it right I think "god what evil" (ie put the car in a parking space, only that Ruki are saying it with double meaning xD)
Reita: standing ovation?
(Kai laughing)
Uruha: "WAAAAAAH !!" (Like an animated crowd)
Uruha: But when you're going back ...
Kai: EHHH
Uruha: Do you see again?
Aoi: That's dirty
(Laughs)
Uruha: Oh, for God's sake ... Stop ...
Kai: BACK
Uruha: Anyway, do you open the door and look behind you?
Reita: Ohhh-uhh- NO!
Uruha: Right?
Reita: Um, I would hit the car next door (laughs)
Uruha: So just ... do you look in the mirror?
Kai: (dying of laughter) one yes ???
Reita: Obviously by the mirror.
Uruha: Man, I think that's amazing.
Reita: If I really could not see the lane at all, then I could flip, but only then
Uruha: Then you do.
Aoi: But even then, you do not need to open the door ... I do not know, that's great, though.
(Laughs)
Aoi: Open the door, it's great.
Uruha: Oh, really?
Ruki: Man, this conversation went very far
Kai: Yes, I'm glad I read it!

The guys argue about writing songs

Kai (reading the email): "The GazettE songs have influenced so many people, but when they are writing these beautiful songs, what influences them?" I guess they are asking what gives us inspiration.
Ruki: There are many things ... and frustration too, like now with your MC skills ...
Kai: (laughs) Oh, good! I'm glad!
Reita: Put those feelings in the letters!
Uruha: What a shallow song (laughs)
Kai: What things influence you?
Ruki: Hmm ... movies, and ...
Kai: Movies?
Ruki: Yes.
Kai: Movies ... and anger ... (giggle) your everyday anger ...
Ruki: Hmmm ... yes I do not know there are many things
Aoi: I've never written a song of emotion, have I?
Ruki: Songs, not but letters
Aoi: Oh, I suppose so.
Reita: Ahh, I see!
Aoi: Like, you write songs with a serious face, right?
Reita: Yes, sure
(Reita and Kai laugh)
Ruki: But when you play a sad melody, do not you put on a sad face?
(Reita and Kai laugh even more)
Uruha: But that's only when you're playing a melody, is not it? Like you could play the drums with a serious face.
Kai: Yes, Ruki: Um no, is it like the easiest thing?
Kai: No, is it really difficult?
Ruki: What happens when you're like "BAM" and stop (you're talking about a dramatic pause or something)
Kai: (laughs) uh yeah, well, that's all.


私の気持ち。私もアップロードしたり英訳したりして
訳すことの余りの大変さを知っていて
これを元はスペイン語になさった日本人の文を
勝手に英語にして良いのか考えましたが。
自分が訳するときに他人が見たり使ってはならないという
そんな小さな気持ちではやれない程、大変な訳なんで。
Rukiやメンバーの気持ちを考えた時に
一人でも多くの全世界のファンに
自分たちが何を話しているのかを
できれば届いてほしいでしょう。
実際の所はね。
世界中のファンで見た人は少なくともかなり笑ってくれていますよね。
日本の少年のような青年たちのおしゃべりが
全世界の人に少しでも届けばと思ってるんです。
それが人気にもつながりますしね。くっくっくっ